Concert Attending Gifts

The Singer

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

George Michael

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Allegro con molto espresso

Motorherd

'Man, times have changed.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital