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'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

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"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Bacchus.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

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'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

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"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Dancing at the Clubs.

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'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"