Event Enthusiasts Pillows

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Face painting.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Running of the Brie

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Jumping Man

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Westminster: The after-party

With Compliments

Mime Baby

I came, I saw, I partied!

Party Time!

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

High Five

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Final Exams Tip

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Art for Sale

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.