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"I understand that you cannot support the whole economy, minister. I would be perfectly happy for you to support me!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

WTO-Free Traitor.

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

The trouble is not with your set -- Bill O'Reilly has finally just gone completely around the bend.

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

'Another war news overdose!'

Saddam Hussein counting the days in jail by counting missiles.

"This just in: we're doomed."

"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"

"These things just aren't selling."

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