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"I understand that you cannot support the whole economy, minister. I would be perfectly happy for you to support me!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Your party just totally blew us away."

WTO-Free Traitor.

The trouble is not with your set -- Bill O'Reilly has finally just gone completely around the bend.

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Invade This

The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"This just in: we're doomed."

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"

The Government That Cried Wolf

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

'Another war news overdose!'

Saddam Hussein counting the days in jail by counting missiles.

"These things just aren't selling."