Global Event Follower Pillows

"God I miss Brexit!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Human Rights and the USA

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

A world divided by the war

Libyan Crude Oil

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Statue of Security

"I'm a stable genius!"

EU Deal

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

Holding a gun to the WHO

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Worthless B*****ds