Global Event Follower Pillows

"God I miss Brexit!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Human Rights and the USA

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Statue of Security

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Libyan Crude Oil

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

A world divided by the war

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

EU Deal

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

"I'm a stable genius!"

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Worthless B*****ds

Trump Tariffs