Cultural Event Follower Pillows

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Now Playing at the Europlex

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Statue of Security

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

A world divided by the war

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Mexican angels.

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Worthless B*****ds

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.