Cultural Event Pillows

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

Tourists

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Scottish party

Pearly King and Queen

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

I love Museum Shops

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'