Cultural Event Pillows

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

Tourists

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Green Balloon

All dressed up and no place to go

Pearly King and Queen

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Scottish party

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

I love Museum Shops

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

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