Cultural Event Enthusiast Pillows

"For Christ's sake, you could get a forearm stuck in your horn!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Face painting.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Cardiac Recovery.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Let's Celebrate

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

The Running of the Brie

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Jumping Man

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Gone Fishing