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WTO-Free Traitor.

Israel-Palestine Negotiations

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Human Rights and the USA

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Statue of Security

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

A world divided by the war

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Holding a gun to the WHO

EU Deal

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Worthless B*****ds

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.