Event Enthusiasts Mugs

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Face painting.

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

All dressed up and no place to go

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Running of the Brie

Jumping Man

With Compliments

Mime Baby

Westminster: The after-party

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

I came, I saw, I partied!

Party Time!

High Five

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Footballers do this when they score"