Event Enjoyer Mugs

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Face painting.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Running of the Brie

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Art for Sale

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"It's our best trending merch."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Bayonne Festival

Fascinator

Drinks

"It's the racket season again!"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

A very in tents little girl.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

Summer after the pandemic

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Pesach Shopping

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.