Formal Event Enthusiast Mugs

"But I'm originally from Connecticut."

'Funeral Directors Annual Dinner: Black Tie'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Trade Show Sherpas

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"It's our best trending merch."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

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Fascinator

Masked Pianist

The trouble is not with your set -- Bill O'Reilly has finally just gone completely around the bend.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'This is Hargreaves - he's in charge of corporate hospitality.'

"Just a signature and my alimony check."

Dress Code

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

"This just in: we're doomed."

'There is always the chance that you won't be invited.'

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

Europe-migration

Please wait to be vetted

'I declare this envelope...open!'

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