Formal Event Goer Mugs

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Purple dress

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the racket season again!"

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Masked Pianist

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Dress Code

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

Red and Yellow dress

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'