Casual Event Goer Mugs

'Wow. I just can't decide. ... OK, I guess I'll go with the peanuts.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"It's the racket season again!"

Getting old...

"I love people-watching."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

'Drunk'