Casual Event Goer Prints

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Wow. I just can't decide. ... OK, I guess I'll go with the peanuts.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

All dressed up and no place to go

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the racket season again!"

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'