Formal Event Goer Prints

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

Sloaney Pony.

Diamond outfits

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Purple dress

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"It's the racket season again!"

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Masked Pianist

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

Dress Code

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. VII. - Hotels are quite full.

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

Free bats to all fans

Red and Yellow dress

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"