Formal Event Attendee Mugs

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

Sloaney Pony.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Diamond outfits

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

All dressed up and no place to go

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Purple dress

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

AI Summit

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

'All these conferences look the same.'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Masked Pianist

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'