Event Attendee Mugs

"Oh, that one's mustard from lunch."

'I don't mind reunions, but where have you been since last year?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'Pick a business card.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

AI Summit

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"Any apologies for absence?"

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."