Attending A Formal Event Mugs

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Sloaney Pony.

'Every time I wear a tuxedo, I get a headache the next morning.'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"Sorry Darling, I was practising my anecdote."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

Diamond outfits

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Purple dress

How to read the dress code?

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

"Any apologies for absence?"

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."