Formal Event Fans Mugs

Masked Pianist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Sir Elton John

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Leonard Bernstein

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Dress Code

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

At the Horse-Show.

"I'd like to thank...."

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

'I declare this envelope...open!'

Jockey seat.

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'