Social Event Aficionado Mugs

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Trade Show Sherpas

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'