Social Event Aficionado Gifts

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Party Animals.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Green Balloon

Canape?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Trade Show Sherpas

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.