Event Aficionado Gifts

The Epsom Derby - At Lunch

Face painting.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Running of the Brie

King of Music.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Cat at Surprise Party.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Art for Sale

"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Fascinator

Bayonne Festival

Drinks

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Champagne fountain.

A very in tents little girl.

International Carrot Day April 4th

Invade This

Happy Birthday Frank. Another birthday --- Somebody must be pushing the fast forward button on my life!

TV repeats.