Equestrian Event Aficionado Gifts

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Rocking Horse

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Oh, he's so romantic."

NeighWoof.

Stubborn Horses

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A pony throws its rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'