Equine Enthusiasts Gifts

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'

'It was a huge mistake buying shoes over the internet: They're so uncomfortable...'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Skipping Horse

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Raised by Dogs

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

High Riders of the Old West

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.