Equestrian Lovers Gifts

"Polo was a lot more fun before the animal rights people got involved!"

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

High Riders of the Old West

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Caption contest"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."