Equine Lover Gifts

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"Why the lorgnette?"

'You know, Doc, I pictured this sound therapy completely different than it is.'

Horsey

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'I swear...if they don't let me out of here soon I'm going to go crazy!'

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Stubborn Horse

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Gentlemen Riders

"Caption contest"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.