Horse Lover Gifts

ONE HORSE TOWN

Horse's Feedback.

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"You're worried about the price of shoes!"

Doing the Right Thing

"It's a polo pony"

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

Having a wonderful time...

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'I love that new horse smell.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Horseback.

Skipping Horse

"So did you tell him to stop kicking the back of your seat?"

'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'

Dressage

'Pay and display' parking outside a saloon.

'All of our poop has been stolen again!'

'Remember what I said about opening the correct half!'

Fuel economy.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

Horse and Ponies For Sale

'Pretty small tooth for a horse!'

'No patients! Ten days of peace, quiet, and no patients!'

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'Observe, my dear Watson - it's The Case of the Missing Horse!'

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

'Is it harder to work on these big draft mares, Doc?'

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

Policeman pointing at dog who has fouled the pavement when his horse has done the same thing

Two sailors riding in a carriage

Stage Coach.

"I still use horses to plow my fields."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'