Horse Lovers Gifts

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

'Stop trying to nurse me, I'm a shetland pony. We're raised to be like this. . . Lord knows why.'

"Caption contest"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Horse

By Appointment Suppliers of Rose Fertilizer to HM the Queen.

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Rocking Cowboy

BONNIE AND CLYDESDALE.

"My old riding school."

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

A Girl and Her Horse

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.