Horse Admirers Gifts

I can't say I'm entirely pleased with my hip replacement.

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Trigger warning

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'What's founder?'

"Caption contest"

Yakety-Yak

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'