Horse Admirers Gifts

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Caption contest"

Yakety-Yak

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."