Equine Art Lover Gifts

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'Uh? A female vet?'

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

Pony Love...

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

White horse and Black horse have a baby zebra.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

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