Bovine Art Lover Gifts

Cow Art Exhibitions.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'You two, sort it out!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'I love you guys!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Triple Sock Cow

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

COW. JUST COW.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."