Bovine Lover Gifts

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Skier.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Blue Arrows

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Pull the udder one

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Get on with it!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Eat Beef

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Rapunzcow

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

THe UDDER Side

Farmer Christmas.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow Pilot.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

They soon changed their name..

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!