Bovine Lover Gifts

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Skier.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Blue Arrows

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

Pull the udder one

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Eat Beef

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Rapunzcow

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Farmer Christmas.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

They soon changed their name..

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Cow Pilot.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'