Bovine Satire Lover Gifts

A night at the moovies

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Triple Sock Cow

Grassy breath?

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

The Cud Food Guide

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

"I love it!"

A cattle baron.

Udder Horns.

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Cow Art Exhibitions.

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

Soap Box

Hey, I was gonna eat right there! Mom!!