Bovine Art Lover Pillows

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"You're famous, Angus."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

COW. JUST COW.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'You two, sort it out!'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Triple Sock Cow

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I love you guys!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!