Equine Art Lover Pillows

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Uh? A female vet?'

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

Pony Love...

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"