Equine Lover Pillows

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"Why the lorgnette?"

'You know, Doc, I pictured this sound therapy completely different than it is.'

Horsey

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'I swear...if they don't let me out of here soon I'm going to go crazy!'

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"They're comfortable."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Stubborn Horse

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

Gentlemen Riders

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.