Equestrian Comedy Lover Pillows

'I can't wait until my son asks to use the car!'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Riding School Accidents

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

The Gallop

Dressage

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'