Equestrian Comedy Lovers Pillows

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"You're wearing it backwards."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

The Gallop

Dressage

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

At the Horse-Show.

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump