Equestrian Comedy Lovers Prints

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Polo pony

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"You're wearing it backwards."

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Call me 'dear' one more time and I'm yanking those antlers out by the roots'

"...and begin."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

Riding School Accidents

The Gallop

Dressage

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

Blind dog.

Pommel horse

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'