Equine Enthusiast Gifts

"And this is one of me in the 3:30 at Doncaster"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Doing the Right Thing

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

The Horse Whisperer: The Early Years.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

'Yes, it's toxic, but look: If the host dies, the worms die too!'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

"So this is the badminton horse trials"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'Oh, Doctor! Did he hurt you?'...

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'I want to win as much as he does: I don't understand why he thinks it helps to whip me!'

'This shoe is used to enforce rest....'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

'Speak up!'

Lazy Horse

I'm in trouble if I don't get this report done soon. The boss has been riding me hard.

Footman and groom talk about the rector's weight in horse terms