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"And this is one of me in the 3:30 at Doncaster"

ONE HORSE TOWN

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Doing the Right Thing

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

'Don't ever try this yourself. It's very easy to put it down the wrong way.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Yes, it's toxic, but look: If the host dies, the worms die too!'

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

The Horse Whisperer: The Early Years.

'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

A huntsman and his hounds.

Footman and groom talk about the rector's weight in horse terms

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Lazy Horse

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

I'm in trouble if I don't get this report done soon. The boss has been riding me hard.

Pat! Pat! Pat!

"I carry burdens, yes.....but I certainly don't consider myself a beast."

'This shoe is used to enforce rest....'

'Speak up!'

'I want to win as much as he does: I don't understand why he thinks it helps to whip me!'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

"So this is the badminton horse trials"