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'The chief put me back into a black and white.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'What's founder?'

Why unicorns became extinct.

"I think the key to my success is always winning by a nose!"

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'