Equestrian Sport Aficionado Gifts

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Portrait of a Lady"

The Victors

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Rocking Horse

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Stubborn Horse

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

ONE HORSE TOWN

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'What's founder?'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Gentlemen Riders

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.