Equine Aficionado Gifts

First past the post.

Jockey with blinkers.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

Royal Ascot

'Oh, sorry - I'm getting my London Marathons mixed up with my Grand Nationals.'

"He just heard he's going to stud!"

'I've worked out why you keep getting beat y a short-half head.'

"Being a cowboy's horse was not that glamorous: they ate a lot of baked beans and didn't wash very often..."

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'I can't believe it: I trained so hard to become a trotter that I actually forgot how to gallop...'

'All those in favor say 'Aye' - all those opposed say 'Nay'.'

A Tongue Stud.

'Now, to get her pregnant, we'll have to use some hormone therapy.'

'The horse has had colic for two days but you don't want me to see him?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Kinky."

'Wait a minute...what do I win by winning this thing?'

'Oh! You mean she's in foal!...'

Fox hunters chase fox unaware that he is sleeping on one of their horses.

Horse and cart racing alongside horse and riders.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

His mane bun is just so wrong.

Look I drew a horse.

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"