Breed Aficionado Gifts

Pedigreed dog and generic dog.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Back to school.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Bears going water skiing.

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

High Riders of the Old West

Literary Canines.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Strainspotting