Breeding Enthusiast Gifts

Fauna Hybrids

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"You're famous, Angus."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

THe UDDER Side

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Dog Calenders.

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'How now, brown cow?'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Carpet Cows

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'Happy New Ear!'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows