Breeding Enthusiast Gifts

Fauna Hybrids

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"They’re real."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You're famous, Angus."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Carpet Cows

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

It was an impulse buy.