Breed Aficionados Gifts

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Bucket list for dogs.

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."