Breed Aficionados Pillows

I thought I got a designer dog, but it turns out a poodledoodle is just a poodle.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Foster failure

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Is your dog friendly?"

Dog Calenders.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Bucket list for dogs.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Replacements for Extinct Animals

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows